This post is just about moments that I've had and thought "WOW Edelis, REALLY!?"
When taking your child out of the stroller or car seat, make sure that your child is still not bulked in. You really don't need to also carry your 50 pound stroller attached to your child.
When making Cuban coffee make sure you put Cuban coffee in the coffee maker, not Chocolate milk.
When walking out of the house make sure to check your sandals before getting in the car. Neon Green and a Pink sandals makes you look like a clown and since I’m always running late no time to turn around and change.
Label your salt and sugar. They sure look alike, but they sure as hell don't taste alike.
When your tummy hurts DON'T fart in the car with your windows up. Unless you are willing to pull over and air your car out or drive at a really fast speed with the windows down.
When picking out a purse to match your outfit, make sure you didn't already pick one and are walking out of the house with 2 purses on your shoulder.
When unloading your shopping cart at the store, make sure you didn't leave it behind your car when backing out of the store.
When you can't find your car keys anywhere in your home make sure you check you fridge.
When you look for your phone in your car make sure you didn't place it under your child on the car seat. This saves A LOT of TIME in searching the whole car.
When making a bet with Mr. Wrong, make sure you are 100% sure before you open your big mouth.
Just so that I don't feel bad, I would like to add that Mr. Wrong one day shaving his face. I called him and asked him to get me some batteries for the house and he went to Walmart and bought them. But the lady at the register told him he should be buying razors, because he forgot to finish shaving the whole other half of his face.
Sorry Mr.Wrong but it is only fair that I added this as well!!!