Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Why I can be a Airhead at Times!!!


 

This post is just about moments that I've had and thought "WOW Edelis, REALLY!?"
 
 
 When taking your child out of the stroller or car seat, make sure that your child is still not bulked in. You really don't need to also carry your 50 pound stroller attached to your child.
 
When making Cuban coffee make sure you put Cuban coffee in the coffee maker, not Chocolate milk.
 
When walking out of the house make sure to check your sandals before getting in the car. Neon Green and a Pink sandals makes you look like a clown and since I’m always running late no time to turn around and change.
 
Label your salt and sugar. They sure look alike, but they sure as hell don't taste alike.
 
When your tummy hurts DON'T fart in the car with your windows up. Unless you are willing to pull over and air your car out or drive at a really fast speed with the windows down.
 
When picking out a purse to match your outfit, make sure you didn't already pick one and are walking out of the house with 2 purses on your shoulder.
 
When unloading your shopping cart at the store, make sure you didn't leave it behind your car when backing out of the store.
 
When you can't find your car keys anywhere in your home make sure you check you fridge.
 
When you look for your phone in your car make sure you didn't place it under your child on the car seat. This saves A LOT of TIME in searching the whole car.
 
When making a bet with Mr. Wrong, make sure you are 100% sure before you open your big mouth.
 
Just so that I don't feel bad, I would like to add that Mr. Wrong one day shaving his face. I called him and asked him to get me some batteries for the house and he went to Walmart and bought them. But the lady at the register told him he should be buying razors, because he forgot to finish shaving the whole other half of his face.
 
Sorry Mr.Wrong but it is only fair that I added this as well!!!

7 comments:

melody-mae said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

this is awesome! thanks for the snicker and giggles this morning! nice to know I am not alone! ha

mamawsplace said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I'm a new follower. I'll be back every day. I love your blog. I am a mother of twins as well....but mine are 33 with kids of their own. Thanks for stopping by my blog and inviting me to yours. I had to laugh at your post because I have done some of those things as well....worst time was when I had my daughter take the buggy back to the rack and I got in the car and drove off to leave and happened to look in my rear view mirror and saw her walking down the aisle (of course she was in her 20's so it wasn't Too bad. LOL)

Tonja said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

Thanks for following my blog, this is a great post on "mommy brain"!

Tonya said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

That is so funny! Good to know I'm not the only one :) Thank you for stopping by Random Deals. I'm already a follower! Have a great day!

~ Tonya
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Myndee said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

TOO FUNNY! I have done ridiculous things like that too- looking around for my keys when they were in my own hand, and putting water from the fridge instead of milk in my cereal! I'm following you from Thirsty Thursday. Looking forward to reading more! :)

Ronni said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I read this out loud to my husband! Thanks for the laughs! :)

Working Mommy said...Best Blogger Tips[Reply to comment]Best Blogger Templates

I have found my keys in many more odd areas - kitchen cabinets, between couch cushions, in my shoe...sometimes I wonder.

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