v You have a big whole pig (head and all) on your dinner table for new years, thanksgiving and any other Holiday.
v Pero is use in front of almost every sentence. Pero you know it!
v People ask you why you’re screaming when you're really just talking. (Eye roll) I am loud, because I am Cuban. Duh!
v You use your hands more than someone that uses sign language when you’re talking. How do you make a Cuban shut up? Hold their hands! LOL that's a very old joke!
v You use redundancy in a sentence. Me cago en la Mierda Translation- I poop on poop. Really!
v You think SPANGLISH is a third language! You Cubanita's know que eso is true!
v Your mom cooks enough food one day to feed your neighborhood for days.
v You’ve rocked an azabache as a baby and use them on your kids to.
v You’ve ever greeted someone with “Oye Que Bola!”
v You have ate Cuban Bread with tomatoes, olive oil, salt and pepper (my favorite).
v A kids birthday party turns into an all night adult party. Oh, and if there is not a lot of food you're cheap!
vYou have drop food on the floor, picked it up, eat it and then said "lo que no mata engorda." Translation - What will not kill you will fatten you!
v Your mom takes off her chancletas (flip flops) anywhere to hit you with it and if you run she will chase you.
v You eat rice and beans almost every day.
v Your baby MUST have real gold earrings, chain and bracelet before their first birthday.
vYa tu sabes! Let me know if I left any out!v