v You have a big whole pig (head and all) on your dinner table for new years, thanksgiving and any other Holiday.
v Pero is use in front of almost every sentence. Pero you know it!
v People ask you why you’re screaming when you're really just talking. (Eye roll) I am loud, because I am Cuban. Duh!
v You use your hands more than someone that uses sign language when you’re talking. How do you make a Cuban shut up? Hold their hands! LOL that's a very old joke!
v You use redundancy in a sentence. Me cago en la Mierda Translation- I poop on poop. Really!
v You think SPANGLISH is a third language! You Cubanita's know que eso is true!
v Your mom cooks enough food one day to feed your neighborhood for days.
v You’ve rocked an azabache as a baby and use them on your kids to.
v You’ve ever greeted someone with “Oye Que Bola!”
v You have ate Cuban Bread with tomatoes, olive oil, salt and pepper (my favorite).
v A kids birthday party turns into an all night adult party. Oh, and if there is not a lot of food you're cheap!
vYou have drop food on the floor, picked it up, eat it and then said "lo que no mata engorda." Translation - What will not kill you will fatten you!
v Your mom takes off her chancletas (flip flops) anywhere to hit you with it and if you run she will chase you.
v You eat rice and beans almost every day.
v Your baby MUST have real gold earrings, chain and bracelet before their first birthday.
vYa tu sabes! Let me know if I left any out!v
vDalev
1 comments:
Hahah, we are not Cuban, but this reminds me of my family... My Grandma speaks Yiddish/English (Yenglish? lol) to us and we're so loud, people always stare when we get together in public! Holidays, birthdays, or any excuse to get together and there's sooo much food.
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